All I know is I think my true feelings are leaking out, like some artistic nocturnal emission!!!
No matter what I'm drawing/painting/designing/dominating at, I just can't get my mind out of the gutter.
I'm not always like this, I swear.
I'm designing a range of graphics for a clothing company's new Summer Range, and they're all about sexxx and how much I hate TV.
I think I might start doing cum paintings instead, and auctioning them on eBay.
I could dye my cum with various traditional colours, like red ochre etc, and paint big canvases (which may take a while, coz I'm 86 years old).
My God that's a great idea!
Even if they're crap, they will be talked about all over the freakin place.
And some freaky German guy will seek them out and buy them for sure!
I'm going to need a hot assistant, to...um..."help" me mix my paints and...um...you know...um...
OH FUCK IT, TO GET ME OFF, OK???!!!!
Any volunteers? Experience not necessary, but big boobs are a must.
Riding the tram (so hard baby ooh ooh...) today, I saw this, and instantly thought of Ms Cynic.
I swear I didn't do it.
I think there's something in that for all of us.
Yes, even YOU!
I think of Ms Cynic a lot, because, well, she's a minx, with an enormous raging she-boner for guys who are me, and she looks just like Kate Ceberano (which for my overseas visitors, is this)-
She sure can't...
Knifey! Where are you?!
I love her right back, although I can't say I'm down with her plans for a 59 hour wedding.
I've had one-night-stands that have lasted longer than that.
So, technically they're not one-night stands any more, but you get the idea...
In other news, apologies to all who have called me today.
I have decided I hate my phone, and have turned off the ring and left it under my pillows.
Try me tomorrow, I'm enjoying the silence today.
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
6 comments:
Alli, I know how EVERYTHING has sex.
It's just this talent I have...or a CURSE!
witchetty grubs are actually beetle larvae, so they're too juvenille to mate.
god i'm a nerd.
a sexy nerd.
Sorry, Ducks. Someone stole your idea years ago. I believe the "artist" was German, also. But I wouldn't swear to it. I also think he was sited for health violations of somesort...
What ? No CUM on my blog today???
I loves the Joyce homage you literate playa you... A 59 hour wedding sounds like one friggin' hell of a party. Who gets to sing the wedding march a.k.a "Holy Diver"?
like gorgeous lee lee, i was blaming it on the weather. but i am starting to think that it has more to do with sex toy reviews and monopoly boards.
You are surely my soulmate. You have lived in Japan. I have lived in Japan.
You have taken a photo of a tram. I have ridden on a tram.
You think of me. I think of me. Oh, and you. I think of you too.
In fact, just today, I was thinking about getting you on all fours, strapping you on, taking out my enormous raging she-boner and ......
Oh ... that's right. We agreed to restrict that kind of talk to our private emails, didn't we?
I guess everyone else will just have to wonder what I thought next.
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