575 Poetry Street.

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Mention no season...
I break the rules of Haiku!
Bad boy 4 life yo.

Bad art, song and verse
metastasize through the 'net,
when hearts are broken.

Well, my heart isn't broken, so I really have no excuse, other than it's Xmas, and I can't afford presents for you all.

So with that in mind, live and direct from 'Summer Haiku Tower', here is
knifey's first annual xXxmas Haiku presentation and clam bake!

Guess what La Nadine?
Telstra will eat our children!
...worth every second.

Dirty anal fiend,
How glad I am I found you!
thanks for the Chopper.

My dearest Lee Lee,
if you have sex on Xmas,
two will come at once!

Hey there Miss Clembot!
LOL2004!!!111!1
Shit...I fucked it up.

Yo Sugar and Spice...
I'm sorry I missed your thing.
Make it up with flirts.

Jesus Christ, Book Book!
Just quit it with the foreplay,
and git yo ass back!

Kitten with a whip-
I'm so happy I could help,
with my mega-brain.

Fluffy as a cat,
my other feline buddy!
"Go inner knifey!"

Buck Fudd, you big dag!
You're so freakin' gullible!
...but I still luv ya.

Jess at Ausculture
gets a kick from my search terms.
Special ones to come!

Crikey! My special powers of Haiku have clearly eluded me this morning.

Oh well, it's the thought that counts, right?

At least I made that kickass pic up the top there...that's dope 2 tha mizaxxx.

17 sleeps to go til my special 'Monopoly and makeout' party.
I'm only inviting one person, and guess what?

For once - I ain't tellin'!

Nyer! Nyer!




This is knifey, from 'the internet'.