Back when i was a kid, it didn't get any bigger than Star Wars.
It was my fantasy to be in one of those movies, ever since the '70's.
I think I would have made a kickass Jedi, but now it's too late.
The last in the series comes out next year, and guess what?
I'm not in it.
George Lucas, you missed out boy.
Look how well I fit in with the other homies: (click to enlarge)
"Don't worry Mace and Obi Wan...I've got this motherfucker".
With my hot pink lightsabre, and my shaggy Obi-Wan style beard, I would have kicked Sith ass right out the other side of the Galaxy, but no...
You had to fuck it up!
Forget Hayden Christiansen...who could resist this good thang? (click to enlarge)
Fuck! I'm almost handsome! I'm like, Jedi Jesus!
I'm already used to wearing hoodiez, fighting with swords, being hairy, and kicking ass all day, so what's the difference?
I'm a natural!
I even Jedi mind trick hot girls into sleeping with me!
George, you fucked up the series in so many ways, but the public will never forgive you this time.
You know they love me.
You know all the girls would leave little puddles on their seats whenever I whip out my lightsabre.
You know all the boys would want to be me.
Think of the merchandising! (click to enlarge)
Play with me all day long...
I can't believe it.
There is nothing left for me now.
Here's to that!
My porn name will be: Luke Thighwater.
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.