I spent many years on the road you see, in my former incarnation as a guitar tech for every band you've ever heard of, and about a gazillion-thousand you haven't (and never will).
I know all about living on the road, not coming home for months at a stretch, enormous mobile phone bills, a farty ass from bad food, and hot mamasitas in every port.
I decided Greg and I should go to Queensland and swim in the water holes around Cape Tribulation and The Daintree Rainforest.
We should hit the Strip Clubs in Kings Cross, and say hi to all my 'acquaintances' in Sydney.
We should go see some live music in Brisbane, and we should swim in the ocean at every available point in between.
We should walk in forests, stand on mountains, and meet fun new people who are using every spare second of holidays to enjoy this country as much as humanely possible.
So, after saving for ages, I've finally bought a vehicle, so we can hit the road and unleash all kinds of crazyness and badness on an unassuming Hume Highway.
(It's the one with the thunderbolt)...
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Oh Hell yeah, biznatch !!!
Pimp THAT ride Holmez!
I'd love to see the cops even try to pull us over when we're hogging four lanes, and wantonly destroying taxis with our 4 nose-mounted laser cannons.
Count 'em! FOUR!
Plus, there's a seriously kickass batchelor pad in the body, as well as a communications array, and a sundeck on top.
What more could two insanely hot rock musicians want in a ride?
That's right- nothing more.
So if you see us this summer, make sure you wave, and if you're in a taxi, I would advise you get out and run as fast as you can (nothing personal).
See you on the road!
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
6 comments:
can i ride on it's neck while you're in sydney?
Knifey, that is the sweetest ride eva!! When you think about it, more than just the satisfaction of your inner need to wander, your road trip is really an act of citizenship - by literally tearing up the highway as you go you'll prompt much needed public spending on roads. Eat that tight-arse conservative governments!!
You are a man for the peoples, yo.
You are obsessed with the walkers , my dear.
There really is a place called "Mount Sorrow"?
Sugar, thanks for the info...
would i need a licence to kill with it? liked the woody spaceinvader. like wood.
julian is hilarious, but not on purpose.
oh, and hot.
very hot.
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