It's called 'go to the 7-11 at 4 am, and get all the leftover pies and lamingtons for free, then carb out to tha mizaxxx, like Marlon Brando'.
It's almost as good as Monopoly, but not Monopoly naked with someone you desperately want to fill up with Sausages and Milk.
Anyhoo...
I went out tonight, to kill time before the game, and on my way home I thought to myself "Wow! There wasn't one part of tonight I even remotely liked!"
The city was dumb tonight.
And it gave me plenty of time to think about how much I hate teenagers (*most of them, anyway).
So I came up with a kickass ad campaign to terrorise them all, spending my entire inheritance in the bargain.
Here it is: (Click for larger image)
Special prize for whoever guesses the band who originally did the song the title of this post was stolen from.
PS - Red Sun Band are growing on me like back-hair on a Greek Fisherman.
I *heart* Red Sun Band lots 4 eva.
* I had to put this disclaimer in, just in case there is a mega hot Swedish/Italian 18 year old busty schoolgirl who was thinking about sex practice with Dr Knifenstein.
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
7 comments:
Did Metallica do it first? or cover it?
Hmmmm....
What is, Diamond Head for one thousand Knifey
techninally 'ygwan' is correct, but yes kitten, metallica also did it. you both get to make sweet love to me down by the fire, on the rug!!! best prize eva!
the carb army officially crowns you "lieutenant lamington".
Bearskin, please...I don't DO synthetics......
you won't wanna DO me then, coz i'm like, fully bionic.
FULLY bionic? As in when you jump, run, shimmy, carb load the universe robotically sings ...nananananaa... nananananaa... as you bound along just like the Bionic woman/man? That's an amusing mental image. Down on the rug, by the fire, haha... nanananana...nannananaa...
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