Wednesday, December 22, 2004



What's up everybody!

Are you loving my over the top hump-day enthusiasm?!

Well allriiiiiiiight!

I didn't do any of my own art last night, and I'm pissed about it, so I decided to trash one of the Dutch Masters instead.

I'm allowed- I'm Dutch.

So, here is my take on a very famous piece by Vermeer...

Girl With a Pearl earring Necklace.

So, so dirty...oh yes I surely am.

Take that Scarlett Johanssen!!!

Oh God, I need to go and spend some 'special time' 'cleaning myself' now.

Only 2 or 3 sleeps (depending on whether you're you or me) til La Nadine comes to Melbourne!!! We're gonna rip my Monopoly set a new asshole (or something!)

Now taking bets as to who will win our first game, any takers?

I'll take 'me' for a Cherry Ripe, and a carton of Farmers Union Iced Coffee...

Incidentally, 'Monopoly' isn't a metaphor for sex...I checked with La Nadine, and she said it wasn't. Apparently you need to play Monopoly in the spa for that kind of action. Or just ask straight up "Wanna sexxx me, yo?", like that.

In other news, I was invited to a very special New Years Party replete with famous people (other than myself) and hot wimmenz!!!

The invite alone is to die for, so here it is...(click pic for a larger view)...

That's EXACTLY what Mr T would say!!!

I'm pretty sure I'll go.

Last year I went to the Arthouse by myself and was getting more and more eyed off by all the fat goth girls, the closer it got to the witching hour.

I was frightened for my life, so I walked out at 11.55, and ended up at a BBQ in Coburg of all places, at a drummer for a very famous band (who shall not be named for legal reasons here)'s house.

I ate roughly 150 steaks, which is way funnier than if I had said "130" or even "135". Of course "69" steaks would have been more descriptive and apt under the circumstances (Cam, if you're reading this, I'm sorry, I didn't know you had asked her to marry you- it meant nothing, I swear).

It was a fantastic BBQ, I know it was because I have no memory of anything until March 16.

I'll take my camera this year, to document how big my pee pee is all the crazy goings-on no doubt, and post them up here so you can laugh at how silly I look covered in buxom wenches and mayonnaise.

I know I do.

I've seen it before.

This is knifey, from 'the internet'.


Lee Lee said...

We can’t make Miss J’s party but wanted to (distance thingy). We even planned to dress as Jet as to what we want to be when we grow up.

Kitten said...

What would you do with the MOAN-A Lisa??

la nadine said...

its so cute that you think YOU could beat ME at non-sexual inuendo monopoly. but i'll pack a coupla cherry ripes and some milk just in case.

and out of curiosity, what costume will you don for the party? what do you want to be when you grow up?

knifey said...

That's easy!
I will dress up as someone who mercilessly beat you at Monopoly, and made you LOVE IT!!!
That's what I want to be when I grow up.

la nadine said...

fair enough, but what will you WEAR for that then? i want a costume description.

knifey said...

check out my latest post, i think you'll like it more than this one...