What's up everybody!
Are you loving my over the top hump-day enthusiasm?!
I didn't do any of my own art last night, and I'm pissed about it, so I decided to trash one of the Dutch Masters instead.
I'm allowed- I'm Dutch.
So, here is my take on a very famous piece by Vermeer...
Girl With a Pearl
So, so dirty...oh yes I surely am.
Take that Scarlett Johanssen!!!
Oh God, I need to go and spend some 'special time' 'cleaning myself' now.
Only 2 or 3 sleeps (depending on whether you're you or me) til La Nadine comes to Melbourne!!! We're gonna rip my Monopoly set a new asshole (or something!)
Now taking bets as to who will win our first game, any takers?
I'll take 'me' for a Cherry Ripe, and a carton of Farmers Union Iced Coffee...
Incidentally, 'Monopoly' isn't a metaphor for sex...I checked with La Nadine, and she said it wasn't. Apparently you need to play Monopoly in the spa for that kind of action. Or just ask straight up "Wanna sexxx me, yo?", like that.
In other news, I was invited to a very special New Years Party replete with famous people (other than myself) and hot wimmenz!!!
The invite alone is to die for, so here it is...(click pic for a larger view)...
That's EXACTLY what Mr T would say!!!
I'm pretty sure I'll go.
Last year I went to the Arthouse by myself and was getting more and more eyed off by all the fat goth girls, the closer it got to the witching hour.
I was frightened for my life, so I walked out at 11.55, and ended up at a BBQ in Coburg of all places, at a drummer for a very famous band (who shall not be named for legal reasons here)'s house.
I ate roughly 150 steaks, which is way funnier than if I had said "130" or even "135". Of course "69" steaks would have been more descriptive and apt under the circumstances (Cam, if you're reading this, I'm sorry, I didn't know you had asked her to marry you- it meant nothing, I swear).
It was a fantastic BBQ, I know it was because I have no memory of anything until March 16.
I'll take my camera this year, to document
I know I do.
I've seen it before.
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.