How Great Thou Art...

While nowadays I'm known as quite the academic, it wasn't always this way.

Can you believe I actually failed High School Art?!

I got kicked right out of art class in fact, because I had a rare disorder.

My disorder is this: I have to draw big cocks on everything.

Even if I draw a picture of a big cock, it invariably winds up with another big cock on it.

Sometimes more.

Which reminds me of a joke- "My dick is so big, that even my dick has a dick and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick!

When I got to design school, I found it was still a problem.

I had one teacher who was super-cool. He played in a jazz band at night, and had the dryest sense of humour I have ever known.

He would look at my submission, best poker-face on, and say "Now this looks great."

Then throw it in the bin.

Yesterday, my friend Kitten set me a task.

She sent me here, to make my own superhero.

I came up with this:


"I'll punch you with the fist of my cock..." - The Sailors.

You see what I mean, right?

So, to combat this problem, I have embraced abstract art.

For example:


This is a penis.

And the best part of it all is, my old design tutor's jazz band have released an album...and I did the cover art!!!

Needless to say, I drew a big penis on it.

In unrelated news today, Sheriff made me this for xXxmas...


It's a photo-chopped Harley Gibson Explorer!!!

All it needs now is a big penis!
(Don't even think about joking that there'll be one the second I sit on it).




This is knifey, from 'the internet'.