There are 2 words I can never remember:
'conceited', and 'initiative'.
The funny thing is, none of my friends can remember these words either.
When you need one of those words, they're just not there.
Like verbal safety pins.
"God! she's so a...a...ohhh, she's a ...a bitch!"
"You're fired Wayne. In the 16 months you've worked here at the cheese factory,
you have never shown one scrap of...um...of...of doing things that need doing
without supervision. So, get out."
I wonder if no-one remembers?
What could happen to these words?
Is it possible, they could be forgotten?
In ten thousand years, a group of archaeologists will be excavating Volkswagen microbuses in Kenya, when they will discover a hole.
This hole, will be ten miles deep, and full of forgotten words.
Like, "serendipity", that cool 'bubble bath' feeling.
And when the light hits them, they will all evaporate- gone forever.
No great loss...
As long as I've still got "yo", "werd", and "4 eva!", I'll be happy.
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