eddie van halen (no relation) was a young guy who loved playing his guitar.
his goal in life was to write the fattest riff in the world.
one day he was at the music shop, trying out an incredible gibson firebird that he could never
afford on his salary from the cheese factory.
he played a riff, and a man came running up to him.
"goddamn! that was the fattest riff in the world!", said the man.
eddie smiled, and then he fell over dead.
the guitar was fine, and sold 2 weeks later to a girl called pat benatar (no relation).
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