Yeah, so you love to sing 'I believe in a Thing Called Love' whenever you're drunk at the bar with your friends, feeling extra pleased when you get to showcase your stunning command of falsetto.
But did you know that everyone's favourite Darkness frontman, Mr Justin Hawkins, has been lying to you?
Born on the 17th of March 1976 to proud parents Bobby and Luccia Macarone in Brooklyn U.S.A, baby Rocco loved music.
But his first love was, is, and always will be, Sexy Brazillian-style Beach Volleyball.
Rocco changed his name to Justin Hawkins, and affected an English accent after a hamstring tear that totally dashed his hopes of winning the World Series, and wrote the now multi-platinum album, Permission to Land.
As succesful as he now is, those that know him best (read: me) know of his deep pain at having to give up his sexy first love.
Here is a photo of Justin (on the right) in happier times, with Ryan Phillipe, Lou Diamond Phillips, and me (I'm the hunky one with the tan).
You heard it here first.
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
But did you know that everyone's favourite Darkness frontman, Mr Justin Hawkins, has been lying to you?
Born on the 17th of March 1976 to proud parents Bobby and Luccia Macarone in Brooklyn U.S.A, baby Rocco loved music.
But his first love was, is, and always will be, Sexy Brazillian-style Beach Volleyball.
Rocco changed his name to Justin Hawkins, and affected an English accent after a hamstring tear that totally dashed his hopes of winning the World Series, and wrote the now multi-platinum album, Permission to Land.
As succesful as he now is, those that know him best (read: me) know of his deep pain at having to give up his sexy first love.
Here is a photo of Justin (on the right) in happier times, with Ryan Phillipe, Lou Diamond Phillips, and me (I'm the hunky one with the tan).
You heard it here first.
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
1 comment:
love your blog...the ab machine -stealth cracked me up.
ciao! Kitten
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