For all 3 of you that read this thing, you'll remember I had previously posted about being evicted from my flat (with a great still shot from Futurama of a whale puking).
Well my friends, those days are gone.
I went to the pub tonight, and who should I meet? The son of my landlord.
It took us half an hour of chatting to realise it, but his Mom is my landlady.
But it gets better.
To say this guy is a drug fiend would only make regular fiends look like churchmen.
Let's just say, he's a slowly unfolding disaster over a number of years...like a big, cocaine covered flower.
He was desperate to score, and I was desperate to not move out, so I made him a deal. I combed my sources (being drug free and all) for the cure for his ills, and he went home and told Mommy not to evict his friends.
I just love it when a deal comes together.
So to celebrate, here's a pic of my friend Isobel, and her enormous boobs.
Hooray!!!
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
2 comments:
One female friend/reader made a point of mentioning the above boobs in conversation about my blog.
I was so dissapointed she didn't even notice i got freakin' SPIDERMAN to pose for me! D'ya think that's easy? Could YOU do that? Next time I'm getting Spiderman and Isobel together, in a hot booby/webby human vs. arachnid love-down! I predict things will get very sticky. Stay tuned.
Wow..How the heck did you get Spiderman to pose for you???????
I stand in AWE......
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