I spent all day writing emails to people I read about in magazines and think are inspirational (traditionally, ALL people respond, isn't that great?!), and doing an email interview with the Herald Sun, as I'm way too street level and legit to do it in person or on the phone.
They want me to go down to AC/DC Lane tomorrow for a photo shoot, and I agreed, on the proviso I get to wear this:
W'sup?
I said it was to protect my identity, but the real reason was because I shaved my beard off yesterday, and now I look like a stupid monkey!
All I need now is a Hitler moustache...
Anyway, I'm doing this photo shoot at 3pm, so if you're in Law Enforcement, and would like to get your nuts kicked off, come on down!
Todays Google search terms employed to find me was:
| Id | Search Engine Name | Search Keyword |
| 1 | google.com | wilson hard salami nutrition |
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
14 comments:
AC/DC Lane... there, exists such a place as this? Is it next to El Dorado?
I want to see the pics from your photo shoot... you'll post them of course.
And you do not look like a monkey, except for the banana. That part does look a bit monkey-ish.
YGWIN...
http://knifey-knifeyard.blogspot.com/2004/11/plan-b-acdc-lane-sign-part-2.html
Knifey, I didn't know that you were all about tackling the big social issues.
It's about damn time those men had a street of their own.
Stop rubbing it in, I would sell my soul for a wee bit of "sweltering heat" right now.
Ice storm's suck ass, in a bad way.
You just need to stay in bed all day and...yeah, stay in bed all day.
You look like a sexy,cheeky monkey! Especially with the "come hither banana"! I'm rattlin' the cage as I type! After hot monkey love, do you groom or roll over on the branch and dream of Jane? ;)
i never saw the episode where cheetah and jane 'made it', but i sure want to!
G.G Allin meets Ice Cube style?
I like it!
I am going to exercise total restraint here and NOT make any "banana/oral sex" comments.
God that was hard.
I might be back....
OMG.....monkeys are my fave! i *heart* monkeys...
G.G. is great!!! he is a super poo flinger with a really small prick!!
P.K. - "Rock", and "Roll".
Now you look like a clean-cut citizen!
Don't worry, hon. You still look sexy. A little different, but definitely still sexy.
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