Like, ROFLMAO LOL!!!11!11 OMG !!1!

Today is interesting to me.

I'm still waking up early, never mind the fact I can never get to bed before 2.30 am because of one of my jobs.

All yesterday I was digging out dirt and clay from under my house, to make space for a room I'm building for myself under the floorboards.

I'm not scared of hard work, but I think I've discovered new muscles I never knew I had (because they're killing me today!)

All good though. I like the fact I spent Friday night indoors, and avoided Grogblogging like the homo-fest it surely is, getting down with some old-fashioned hard work instead.

My bed was like the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, when i finally got to fall into it!

Yum + Yum = Yum Yum.

I received a few emails from you bloggy people expressing their disappointment in me, after my last post. You obviously think like my homegirl Clem. For the rest of you, the problem apparently lies in the fact I honestly adore fake boobs.

If they look like a basketball sawn in half and grafted high onto your chest, I am probably in love with you.


But this seems to make people ANGRY, and I have to say, I don't know why.

All questions of self-esteem etc are irrelevant to me, because, well, I'm not the one getting it done.

The way I see it, if you would be happier with fake cans, then you should get some (if it's what you truly want, and accept the risks involved).

I'm not saying I think all women should look like this, because I don't.

Please consider the following pictures-






This is Adrienne Bell.

She is one of my favourite glamour models from yesteryear, and clearly, she has the biggest, flappiest, most natural boobs ever.

I love Adrienne, I think she's incredible.


This is a hot Suicide Girl

...who I know nothing about, but who is a great example of a hot girl with a small natural rack, that i could easily become very excited about in an extremely short amount of time.


This is Clem Bastow.

Why? Why the hell not! She's freakin hot! I need no further excuse.

Anyway, back to topic...

I'm not trying to say I think all women should look one way, that's just silly.
If anything, I'm being even more accepting of diversity, by digging fake cans when so many people don't.

I love it when surfing for porn, and you see the banner "Are you sick of big, fake tits?", because the answer is always a resounding "NO!" with accompanying laughter.

If you're a lonely girl with a madd 38DD fake rack, and you're sick of being out in the cold, just email me, and I'll make you feel so much better.

It's the least I can do.

In other news (and in explanation of this posts heading), here is an amusing post off a discussion board, that I fed through the AOL translater. I don't know why, because all I had to do was go to Yahoo! chat to see exactly the same thing written identically. Oh well-

O YES1!111 OMG WTF LOL LIEK MIEN WIT ***
HE1111!! WTF LOL PRET3NDED 2 B SO KIND AND SWET AND SUKAD M3 IN WIT BLOGS
SUCH AS GOD LOKNG PL R SO SHALOW ATC!!11!!1 AND HOW HONEST AND CARNG H3 WAS!11!1!1 WTF LOL HE TH3N PROCAD3D 2 DAET ME TWIEC AFT3R ME FALAN IN LOVE ON TEH STUPID INTARWABBUT!!!1!! OMG WTF NO U CAN TRUST HIM ETC!
OBVIOUSLY!1!!11111!11!!11! OMG WTF IM FUKNG STUPID AND INCRADIBLY GULIBLE AND NOT WEL V3RSED IN NAT TRAPS/CRAP.!!!!11!!!1111 OMG LOL THEN H3 R3VEAELD 2 ME TAHT H3S A NUTCAES COMPLETL3Y ABUSAD MA CAUS3 I WAS LOUD AND DISRESPECTFUL AND SCAERD TEH SHIT OUTA ME UNTIL I WAS COMPL3TL3Y D3VASTAETD
I!!!11 OMG HAEV NEV3R B3N SO BADLY TREAETD IN MAH ANTIER LIEF BY ANYONE
IT!111!11 WTF WAS HORIBLA AND I STIL DO NOT UND3RSTAND IT OR HIS ATITUDE
SINC3!!111 LOL THEN I HAEV FOUND THEYRE R OTHAR GIRLS WIT SIMILAR S2REIS ABOUT ***1!!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL HA IS ALSO A MOD3RA2R ON *** AND D3LET3D THNGS I WROTE ABOUT HIM1!!!11! WTF LOL MOST WARA VARY LIGHT HEART3D111!1!!1 AND HE ALSO THREAETNAD PL I TOK3D 2 ON ***!1111 WTF SO SERIOUSLY R OF HIM
I11111! LOL HOP3 HIS LITLE POST ABOUT H3LPNG OUT HARE DOES NOT MEAN H3 IS A MODERA2R AGANE HARA11111 OMG LOL I THINK TAHT WUD SUK B/C HE DOES NOT PLAY FARE AND IS KINDA SCARY AND WEIRD1!11!!

This is knifey, from 'the internet'.