Wow.
I thought this was going to be a slowly unfolding saga over a number of months, but it's mutating at an alarming rate!
Contestant Number One (Codename: One-horse Politico)...
...has been eliminated.
As it turns out, she was a big fan of guitar music, and had quite a pedigree in fact.
But unfortunately, also comes under the heading of one of my 2 non-negotiable dealbreakers.
They are: smoking, and wearing lipstick. Which one it is I will keep confidential.
Contestant Number Two (Codename: Felice from The Middle East)...
...is missing in action!
Where is she?
No-one knows!
maybe she has taken up one of her many admirers offers of forever love, and driven away in her hot BMW?
Stay tuned!
Contestant Number Three (Codename: "I can't believe it's not Adalita!")...
...and i spent 6 hours on MSN Messenger yesterday, having a lovely talk about pretty much everything.
Things were going swimmingly until she received a text message informing her that one of her friends had drowned.
Not good at all.
This one is way out in front right now.
Like, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out.
In other breaking news:
I have finalised my designs for the new summer range of tees from Hot Buttered Surfwear, through 'eighteenpeople'.
You've seen them already, so I won't bother throwing them up here.
I just wanted to say, is all...
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
3 comments:
That poor girl! I really can't tell if you were just trying exceptionally hard to make a pun, or if she really did lose a friend to the water.
I'm happy she's the frontrunner though. Go Adalita girl! Don't you dare pick up that lipstick!
Bou, I have to leave somethng for the next date yo!
I had a crazy dream about you by the way...
totally nothing nakey happening, but it was great.
Sheesh! Life's a bitch, ain't it?
I wonder if I've still got that cop's number anywhere.
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