Even in Dreams.

I had a crazy dream last night, where I was at Cherry bar, and this guy comes up to me and says "I am a physiotherapist".

I said "That's great man, congratulations".

He told me he was going to hurt me.

I said "We'd better go outside for that then".

So out we went, out into the alley, and he grabs me by the head, and makes my neck go "crack!", and I felt all the stress leave, and basically felt amazing.

Then he grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled it suddenly, then the other one.

And he did all these crazy judo/aikido/physio moves on me, until I felt totally rejuvenated.

I said "I thought you said you were going to hurt me?"

And he said "I am", and handed me the bill.

And I died.


This is knifey, from 'the internet'.