Did you know Samsung have fully revolutionised mobile phone technology forever?!!!
With this giant leap forward, every other mobile phone company on the planet are behind the game, and may never catch up...ever.
Feast your eyes on the new E8oo...
Looks standard, right?
Wrong!
This baby does something yours doesn't- it actually opens up.
Like, big fucking deal!!!
They have based their entire campaign around this fact.
They're basically saying "Hey chumpster! Here's the same thing Motorola did with their v-70, only less than 1/100'th as attractive! You freakin' love it !!!"
I actually had a V70. It was stolen by smackies who broke into my house.
I was relieved... can you believe you had to push fourteen buttons to get to the screen where you can start to enter your text??! My Sony lets me do it in 4, my Nokia in 3.
God it looked sweet though.
But back to those geniuses at Samsung...
...seriously, how did they not fire their ad company over this?
I can just picture some asshole at Saatchi and Saatchi with his feet up on his desk, just laughing at Samsung saying "Thanks for the million bucks...suckaz!"
Wow, a phone that opens...what could be next?
For the kind of money you pay for one of these highly sought after status items *sniggers*, you'd want it to mow the lawn, give you head, and make gold nuggets out of thin air...all at the same time.
Actually, a phone that gives you head would be an innovation.
Or a vacuum cleaner with an extra wide nozzle, that could make calls.
I'm a genius, I'm sending this to Samsung.
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
3 comments:
My idea for a cellphone add on was one that functioned as a stun gun. That would be fucking cool. Just don't mix it up with the phone that gives you head. Stun gun shock to the penis would be - shit I have no idea how painful.
The other add on I had in mind was a cellphone that doubles as an electric razor. Great for quick pre-fuck touch ups to the bikini area.
kyocera had a slider phone earlier this year (or last). orange sold it.
anonymous- remember the matrix? theu had slidey black phones, so anything after that was just "pffft..."
kranki! one guess how YOU found me!
dude, i want a stun gun. i can't believe you're not allowed them here. I can't wait to move to the USA, so i can walk around with 2 glocks and a riot gun, and a taser, and various sprays, and a tee shirt that says "go on- try it!"
you also reminded me i need to go buy a shaver today.
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