Departure Wound Lounge.

Alright Team, Let's BLOG!!!

I've had many sleepless nights since the love of my life moved overseas, in which to ponder my shortcomings.

I've discovered, like grease in the kitchen, the more I looked, the more I found.

So I signed up for therapy, and have worked out an incredible amount of issues, in an even more incredible amount of time (let's not even talk about the incredible amount of money!!!).

I actually like it. It's been nothing short of a total revelation to understand the interconnectedness of all things, and unearthing all the subconscious emotional artefacts I had buried.

But there's one thing I can't change- the way I look.

So I had a think about what I would look like if I had a genie or magic megapowers, and i came up with this...


I wish I was this cute...


This rock...


This tuff...


And this smooth...

And then maybe I could finally meet the hottest girl ever-


And here she is!


Face it, she destroys all competition, and she's half lizard ferchrissakes !!!

Still, I never said I didn't have any issues left...
She's hot though, right?




This is knifey, from 'the internet'.