"Her neck has healed perfectly" said Doctor knifey at knifeys Guitar Hospital in Parkville this afternoon. "We will expect to see her again soon to get to work on the cosmetic damage and built up glue residue, but she's fighting fit and ready to get back to work".
Bertha is quoted as saying "[C/E5th]>[Cadd9]>[Cmaj7] [Em] [Esus]>[Em]>[C] [Bm7]" in a rare public statement today.
Bertha this afternoon after checking out of Hospital.
OK, so we all know about Bertha now, let's meet the rest of the family!!!
Sharon- Maton ms520-s custom. Only one left in the world.
Negrita- Cole Clark custom reoffender. One of a kind.
Bianca- Squier supersonic.
Cherry- Ashton ag-281 red. I bought Cherry and Gia together, couldn't pick a colour.
Gia- Ashton ag-281 black. She is a dark mystery this one...but I still love her.
Britney- Fender custom stratocaster. Needs a pearloid scratchplate...badly!
Sophia- Cole Clark custom offender. One of a kind.
Jenna- Guitarchitecture custom explorer. One of a kind, and it's probably just as well. This guitar = porn.
Martha- Explorer made from found parts. She's an ugly bitch, and she's my favourite.
Anastacia- Gibson firebird. She's famous. Been seen my over 10 million people this year so far...note bloodstains. She's my workhorse, but I'd rather use Jenna (for the visual).
Adalita- Gibson custom firebird. One of a kind, just like the real Adalita.
Veronica- Gibson flying v. Straight up standard.
Valerie- Harper Guitars prototype lap-steel.
Jesse- Cole Clark Custom Mistress. One of a kind.
Does this shit make you wanna jerk off, or what?!!!
It's Friday peeps! let's get freakin' WASTED!
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
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