Enough With The Sensitive Shit.

As I've mentioned previously, the biggest growth market in porn, is fetish.
And some of the best known fetish sites are going into some pretty odd territory.

Check out fart hammer for an example.

The fart Hammer is an industrious young lad who pretends to find girls off the street (who are seasoned veterans of porn), takes them home, has secksual relations with them, and then, after shooting a load in their eye, he farts on their faces.

Fart Hammer!!!

This is pretty good.
He's obviously thought about it, and went "What do I love to do after secks"? "I know! Fart!!!" "I see big money in this!"

Well...I've thought long and hard too, and I've come up with a concept that will leave all those other fetish sites for dead. Are you ready?

The Cum Laser!!!

I will go out and find girls off the street (who are actually seasoned veterans of porn), dressed in a Space Invader suit. I'll take them home, have secksual relations with them (in the suit), and then, I will shoot a load wherever the hell I feel like it, only it isn't a load of cum- IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING LASER BEAM, THAT TOTALLY RIPS THEM APART!

The Cum Laser!!!

I need:

• Someone who will host this filth.
• Access to veteran porn stars.
• George Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic Digital FX Team.
• One Space Invader suit.

Any takers?

SHAZAM!!!

It will look just like this-


Do you love it?





This is knifey, from 'the internet'.