Sexxx Sells, plus a handy recipe!

How intensely rad are Puma???!

We all knew sexxx sells...but cum?
That's almost as hot as those cute little mini-fishnets the model is wearing...

I guess we all should have expected this kind of carry-on from the label that furnished Korn with blinged out shell-suits (post A.D.I.D.A.S.), but I'm still both surprised and impressed.





Because I live to shatter fantasies wherever possible, I'm going to show you how they made the fake cum in the pictures.

I know it was fake, coz I was there.

So here you go- Fake Cum 101, with your Chef Du Jour, KNIFEY !!!

Ingredients-

1 cup water

2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 raw egg white

1 tablespoon plain yogurt

pinch of salt

Make that cum yo!

• Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside.

• Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in.

• Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick.

• Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get cooked.

• If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt.

• Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth.

• If you want a little more flavour you can add ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal for sweetness when you add the egg.

Kaplow! In your face!

There you go.

Next recipe- Israeli Salad, with Annalise Braakensiek.
(P.S. I'm serious).

'Til then- happy gargling...




This is knifey, from 'the internet'.