Rockstar diets, Parte Une.

As promised here, I told you I'd bring you all the best ideas on food from all the people you will never meet, and I wasn't lying (for once).

This is Mark Wilson.


2'nd from the right, with The Kings of Leon.

He is a rock star.

He plays in a band called Jet. You may have heard of them, because they're FREAKIN' HUGE.

When he's not touring the planet and receiving accolades from Keith Richards with his band Jet, Mark likes to kick it at The Moser Room, with me.

And, as usual, I like to talk about food.

If you read this, you will know all about Mark's radical obesity plan.
But how to facillitate such a transformation???

Ladies and germs, may I present...

The Mark Wilson From Jet all-salami diet!!!

Step 1.

Go to:

Hagen’s Organics (03-9827 1899), at Stall 509, Prahran Market, Commercial Road South Yarra (Melway 2L H9).
Opening hours: Tues and Thurs 6 am–5 pm; Fri 6 am–6 pm; Sat 6 am–5 pm.

or:

John Cester (Check the name Jet fans!) Poultry & Game (03-9827 6111), at Stall 506, Prahran Market, Commercial Road South Yarra (Melway 2L H9).
Opening hours: Tues and Thurs 6 am–5 pm; Fri 6 am–6 pm; Sat 6 am–5 pm.

Step 2.

Buy yourself a "hot and hard" salami (the actual brand is irrelevant).

Step 3.

Take it home.

Step 4.

Eat it...all of it.

Step 5.

Repeat, 7 days a week.

Step 6.

Get yourself a brand new wardrobe, saddle-bags.

BIZZAM! HOW U LIKE ME NOW?!

Coming up next in my cooking series...Jenn from The Nots!




This is knifey, from 'the internet'.