Ummm...How Embarassment !!!

Oh dear.

So I went out and bought myself a new G4 computer, and it's all graphite and sexy, and it has animated menus, and it basically looks awesome, and guess what?

I miss right clicking and scrolling.

I miss the 2 monitors I run on my PC



Oh shit...I think I've turned into a PC NERD !!!

My PC even has a name (it's 'Marisol'), and she speaks to me with an incredibly sexy and breathless Spanish (what else?!) accent, whenever I do something wrong, she goes "No, no, no knifey! You no can do thees!" and when I empty the trash, she says "Ahh, I feel better, no?"

SO INCREDIBLY HOT.

I've had this PC for almost 3 years, and I've hotted it up something chronic.
It's got so much hard drive space I can go sleep in there when I have guests over.

I have 2 monitors that act like one big one, so I can throw apps all over the screen like I just don't care (and believe me, I don't!).

It has 2 totally seperate desktop pictures ( a left eye, and a right eye, close up).

Yes, it even has a fully sick subwoofer.

And do you know what my G4 has in comparison?

Chess.

And that's about it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm totally glad I bought it...it'll make a really solid doorstop.

I feel like I'm cheating on Marisol when I plug the Mac in. My Mac's name is 'G4'.

I customised my Mac mouse though, in a nostaligic reverie for an old board game I had when I was 12, where you'd push this plastic bubble and it would automatically roll the pieces for you...god it would help if I remembered its name or could speak English right now.




In other news, if you read this, you will know all about how I sent the person in question an email. never actually expecting to get a reply. Well, I did, and it was awesome. And yes, she even remembered the 'cake incident'.

How embarassment!

"I so remember the day you turned up with the cake, I felt
like such an arse having to do that."

Everybody sing it with me...KNIFEY IS A NE-ERD, KNIFEY IS A NE-ERD !!!

Oh well, at least I can admit it. Admitting it is the first step to recovery you know!

I wonder if they have 'computer rehab'?

I wonder if they delete all the old shit and fit you up with a lovely new O.S....oh crap, I'm doing it again.

I just know if I ever have sex again I'm gonna bust out with nerdy computer talk.

Still, it's never any fun unless you get G.U.I.

Please forgive me, all you people who thought i was cool.

I so lied.

I'm sorry!



Incidentally, my 'song of the day' is 'Crazy from the Heat' by David Lee Roth- again and again and again...

This is knifey, live and direct from 'the internet'.