Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Life = Goooooooooooooooooood.

Oh Hell yeah!

So, I'm just kicking back on my bed in my new room, and chowing down on a Cherry Ripe (you HAVE to smell them first, you can't just hoe into one...it's the rules), and loving my life oh-so-very-hard right now.


The other kind of Cherry I love.

I have no idea what's been going on in blogworld, I haven't read any of your blogs, and I'm probably not going to for a while yet.

Why?

Because I've been relaxing.

For days.

Mmmmm, mmmm!

I've been totally unplugged

I've had the sun on my back

I've been listening to Roxy Music, and nothing else

I invented a new recipe (mustard seed and zucchini pepper omelette)

I ate it

This Cherry Ripe is killer, by the way...

Been rolling around in my friends badass BMW with the sunroof open

I haven't done any work in days

But I have been working on my latest 'projet d'art'.

That's probably spelled wrong, but I don't care. It looks cool, so...mission accomplished.

My latest project involves 3000 test tubes, an evaporative water cooler, fibre-optic cables, and industrial lasers. You will like it, or it will blow your head off.

It's entitled 'blinded with Science'.

Photos forthcoming.

I still haven't worked out how to beat my computer at chess. I'm meant to be above genius-level I.Q, but no...I can't even beat it on easy mode!

Im dum.

I gave away my television a month ago, and bought my way out of my mobile phone plan, so now I have neither.

And it's awesome.

So now, instead of staking out the TV every night, I have been forced to pass the time more productively.

Well, that's the plan, but I usually end up just looking out the window at the stars, and enjoying the cool breeze.

Total homo.

So...yeah, I don't have anything new and groundbreaking to declare, and I don't know when my next post will be.

Suddenly the lyrics to 'Wasted Years' by Iron Maiden make so much sense to me, I can't recommend that song (and that band) enough.

I want Bruce Dickinson hair so bad!


See how rad it is!

So yeah, see ya later.


This is knifey, from 'the internet'.

7 comments:

littlefaeriegirl said...

whatcha doing this weekend knifey? i'll be at the st kilda festival on sunday. you should come find me, we can do nothing together

ThreeOliveMartini said...

well hello stranger.. 'bout time you let us all know how you are ..

glad you are enjoying yourself.. you sure you dont want to share that cherry ripe with me?? huh huh huh

i cant wait to see your new art project i am sure i will love it .. cause i dont want my head blown off..

have a good one and enjoy that sunroof.. i know i love mine!

kitten said...

I admire your giving the telly away and shutting off the phone. Every once in a while...I make the family go "Amish"...no Tv, no video, phone or comp...and candle light if possible. Theyve even said they LIKE it that way! Who knew?

New project sounds....v. interesting...cannot wait for pics.

Glad your giving you some "you" time...
xo

aughra said...

There is an old crappy Australian movie with Jonathon Schaech that features a little slutty chick who loves Cherry Ripes. What are they all about?

I had an Australian phase back when I dated a guy in college from Canberra.

He was a wanker.

You've Got What I Need... said...

Have lovely times in the sun evil J, and if you feel up to it pass along that recipe.

See ya later.

Ukulele said...

Who is Bruce? Please tell me.

Ukulele said...

Who is Iron Madian? Please tell me.