I was depressed for a while there!
But the sun has come out again, and I've decided to show off my pets. I don't have a pet unicorn, but I'm working on it...Starfire, we will be together!
Let's begin.
Chairman Miao Tse Tung.
He likes creamed corn, and baked beans.
Chairman Miao Tse Tung.
Hey ladies...you like my eyes, right? I know.
Chairman Miao Tse Tung.
Even cats can do 'Blue Steel'.
Chairman Miao Tse Tung.
Going to town on my rubber ass plug.
Aroha.
She likes meat. Chicken necks and burglars.
Aroha.
...and carpet.
Aroha.
But she's not a lesbian.
Amun.
Is foxy as all Hell.
Fatsy.
There's something fishy about this one...sorry. Had to be done.
Shylo.
He likes beer. Lots and lots of beer. Guiness, generally. Rub his belly, do this now.
Harry.
His interests include rotting vegetable matter and crawling into your mouth when you're asleep.
The Thing that Should Not Be.
Not sure if it's a him or not. He likes grabbing your legs from under the stairs in the middle of the night...
...And eating them.
Interests include being 20 feet long, and evil.
Weren't expecting that, were ya?!
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
2 comments:
Hee, hee. I love the "blue steel" look! But, god, tell me you were only kidding about letting the cat munch on your ass plug.
of course i was kidding!!! the cat never goes near my butt plug, since the dog ate it.
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