Let's play a Game.

Yeah, lying around in my sick bed all day hating on the Pope can get real tired real fast, so I decided to come up with something to pass the time.

My love of board games is well documented within these pages, so I decided it would be mega-yay 4 eva to come up with one of my own.

And here it is:


Heaven or Hell Y'all.

The object of the game is to move your little soul from the 'Start' position, all the way to 'Paradiso', without going straight to Hell by landing on an 'Inferno', striking you out of the game.


Roll with it.

Highest single dice roll at the start wins pole position.

You also have to avoid the numbers, because each one corresponds to a Sin, and will send you to 'Purgatorio' until you either have waited the same number of turns as the number you landed on, or if you have amassed enough good deeds to get out early, by going to Church (missing a turn voluntarily).

Each time you go to Church = 1 turn you regain from Purgatorio.

The Sins are:

1. Pride against Humility.
2. Avarice against Generosity.
3. Envy against Love.
4. Wrath against Kindness.
5. Lust against Self-Control.
6. Gluttony against Temperance.
7. Sloth against Zeal.

It's that easy.

You only have one dice, and you're not allowed to take bets on who will win, because that's a sin, and the little baby Jesus will smite you big time for it.

Hope you like it.



This is knifey, from 'the internet'.