Fuck this annoying cunt of a website.
We all know you don't give a flying fuck about whether any of us are satisfied with the service you provide or not, but do you really need to rub it in out faces?
I just spent the last 10 minutes pressing the post reply button on my friends latest blog, only to encounter 2 different types of server error, over about 80 attempts...jism eating cock scientist (this site, not my friend).
I'm probably all shirty because it's like sitting in front of a hairdryer outside, and it's almost 2 in the freakin' morning!
It's a full moon, so all the freaks were out.
I'm totally naked right now, and sweaty, and my cock keeps flopping onto the keyboard, so i have to stop typing every now and then, and delete 'njhgjhngmrmjr4nhr3uj433'.
It really does have a life of its own.
I shaved off all of my facial hair (and there was a lot) to impress ms Cynic on our Friday lunch date, but she's just going to spend the whole thing laughing at my chin, which i not only haven't seen for 6 whole years, but looks like an upside down bum.
At least she'll have a good time.
I shaved my balls too, I know you were dying to know that.
I've been invited to a private BBQ/pool party tomorrow, but there's no way in hell I'm going.
I'm sick of the same people, talking the same shit, god i want to die just thinking about it.
Even my well-documented love of other peoples food can't rouse me into action.
Might just stay home and give my cock some much needed attention, god knows it's been bugging me for it.
Get out of the way!!!
("mnjhrt56444").
This heat is just insane.
And I'm sad there is no-one here to lick my lovely hairless balls, as rude as that sounds.
It's like getting a new pair of jeans on a Monday night, and having to wait until the weekend before you can show them off in public.
Sort of.
Stupid bitch of the week award goes to:
The stupid bitch who walks up to me as I'm riding a borrowed mountain bike, wearing a full-face mountain biking helmet, and says "Duuuuude! Just ride a motorbike you idiot!"
Me - "Do you think this helmet is a motorcycle helmet?"
Her - "Well DUH!!! Obviously!"
Me - "This is a pushbike helmet, made for cyclists, and sold in cycle stores"
Her - "Yeah? Well you look like a stupid fuck".
Me - "Glad that my attempts to avoid being fined by the cops, and keeping my head safe make me look like a stupid fuck to you. By the way, your ass is enormous. Have a great night".
*Lights change, i ride off, she gasps and looks over her shoulder at her enormous ass, before BREAKING DOWN IN TEARS AND HUGGING HER FRIEND*
My god that felt awesome!
Time to take my cock to bed now, with 2 fans on, and icy drinks too.
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.
6 comments:
"I'm sick of the same people, talking the same shit, god i want to die just thinking about it."
Yep. That's the long and the short of it.
Sleep well knifey, and tell Big. C to behave himself. Diddling with the keyboard is sooo beneath him.
well holy hell if I didn't just get an error message... I've said it before, so I'll say it again-- Blogger is the Devil, and since I'm God I know just what to do with him!
sounds like a day in my life.. except for the cock and balls part...cause you know i dont have those.. anyway .. try to keep cool .. i shave too.. doesnt that feel so good ?
Waxing is soooo much easier. One second of pain for three weeks of not bending like a pretzle in the shower, plus , my new place has a hot younge stud whom I AM PRETTY SURE is a waxer...will let you know in about 2 weeks...;)
Hahahaha!
Oh Tony, that comment mae me laugh so hard Not at you though).
I'm really an eunuch It is 'an', right?), playing out my fantasies of being a real boy.
Now you have me worried Knifey. How can you be my paramour if you're an enuch?
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