There is this arrogant asshole of a guy who has two little cat sized dogs.
They always shit on my doorstep, and he watches them.
This has happened 5 times including today.
I've had enough, so while he was having a coffee 3 doors down the road, I scooped up the crap, and dumped it in his lap. I also said "The next time your dogs shit on my step, you're eating it".
Am I a bad person?
This is knifey, from 'the internet'.