Got Drama?

Just because I've been laid out in bed, barely able to move doesn't mean I've been doing nothing.

Oh no, I've been busier than ever!

I've decided I want to move out of my sharehouse from Hell, and go live by myself in a nice apartment in St Kilda.

For those of you outside of melbourne, St Kilda is where all the pretentious wankers who aren't bohemian enough for Fitzroy, or not rich enough for Prahran, live.

I'll fit right in!

I have found the apartment in question online, and even did a virtual tour.

It's a studio apartment, sandstone coloured walls, deep leather architraves and doorframes. All open plan, except for the bathroom, which is all white tile, and...well..exactly what I'm looking for.

The kitchen is equipped with really nice European appliances, and for the first time since I've been in Australia, I'm contemplating taking all the antique Japanese furniture i have in storage, out of storage.

I have screens to surround my bed, walnut, with deep deep red silk screens, and faint traces of gold detail, a very low table with red cushions for seats on the carpeted floor, and 3 beautiful walnut miniature tables.

Kickass!

OK, I have developed a new device that reads fingerprints with a laser, and checks them against the I.D. file stored on an inbuilt chip.

I have developed this to fit to a locking mechanism that fits over and around the trigger of a standard baretta 9mm handgun, to effectively lock the weapon against accidental discharge, and unauthorised removal.

Basically, to lock guns in holsters til they're needed, so stupid-ass cops don't keep losing them to tough guys on the street, and putting the public in danger.

At the moment I have the delay time on the lock down to half a second, but I'm confident i can get it to read and release in one-tenth that, effectively immediately.

This has got to be better than the single popper dome on a leather strap that does the job at the present time.

I'm thinking if I can get the prototype holster working fast, I can market it to law enforcement and security personnel sometime next week, receive advance orders and Government contracts the week after, and go into full production the week after that.

This should make me a multi-millionaire sometime mid-April.

Then I can get some International patents happening, and start selling to the United States, China, and anywhere else they have stupid amounts of guns, and become so rich I will be the King of the world, and I will own you all.

And then I will build a space station, have sex with Jenna Jameson, Shy Love, and Ewa Sonnet, and turn myself into a half man, half spider, only instead of legs I will have 9 penises.

That's pretty much the whole plan in its entirety, right there.

Give me feedback, I want to keep this as realistic as possible.


Um...this is knifey, from 'the internet'.