Thursday, February 10, 2005

The Dog Ate It.

I know some of you people are checking in here just to see whether I've posted anything or not, and so I figured I'd better leave you some proof of life.

Yup, it's another photo essay!

But don't worry, if you don't want to look at this, you can swing on over to my new online store, selling shirts and buttons and stuff, with squiggles by me on them.

It's here.

Seriously though, wear my stuff, that's what it's for.

In other news, can you believe people keep emailing me and talking about my 'harem'??!!!

I never fail to get offended when people say that, it's not my fault guys don't hang out here any more. I had a couple, but they fucked off to chase...you guessed it...women!

I love my readers, but a harem, they are not.

Next email I get mentioning it goes straight to the trash.

And now it's foto time!

These pix actually tell the story of my day, see if any of you can guess the story. Incidentally, I broke one of my rules today, it was great!

I'm gonna have to start giving blondes a chance more often...


...a lot more often.



























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3 comments:

kitten said...

What no black????

And did you by chance break the "no graffiti" rule?

O... Speakin for my lil ole self...I'd be in your Harem anyday, you'd be my Sultan of Sin....;)

You've Got What I Need... said...

"Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law!" You snapped the quickie mart kitten didn't you? (By the way, you should most certainly give blondes a go every now and again, just to keep you on your toes.)

So, do we get the recipe you wrote about K? Share and share a like.

I didn't know that you had a harem? Looks like I am a paramour among many... More share and share a like.

J Vanderwerff said...

Hamish- why are your pics always better than mine???!!

YGWIN- scramble 3 eggs in a wok, mix in 2 tablespoons of mustard with seeds (honey mustard is nice), and 2 tablespoons of egg mayonnaise. In a seperate pan fry up a chopped zucchini and a totmato. Add together and grind pepper, and a little salt to combat the tomato. Eat on buttered crusty bread, or don't. Serves one.

Kitten- You're not helping! Ha ha!

Pink Kitty and the rest of you- Hi.