THE KRAKEN !!!

david was playing with his cock again.
he did this often.
he was reclining on his $32,000 andreas storijko sofa from B & B italia, wearing nothing but an intent expression of deep
concentration.

he rolled it between his fingers, weighed it in his palm. it was quite a big cock, definitely david's prize posession.
it was half erect, so he had all of the benefits of its magnificant size and weight, while maintaining its casual "no, it
can get a lot bigger..." vibe.
it was soft and smooth, and it made him think about sea monsters.

when you think about it, quite a lot of meat goes into making a person.
and there are a lot of people.

and then there are things like giant squid, deep-sea eels, and octopi.
huge, ugly corporations of meat, floating around in the water; just hunting and vibing everything else
out all day.

there sure is a lot of meat in the world.

giant squid can reach lengths of 120 feet long, and can weigh 40 tonnes.
they are predatory, carnivorous, extremely aggressive cephalopods.
they have eyes a foot wide, the biggest in the animal kingdom.

big, angry molluscs, that wrestle with sperm whales when they get bored, and usually win!
they grow them big, down on the sea floor.

suddenly, david's cock didn't seem so big any more.
he slipped on some underwear, and folded it away with a shiver.
his fragile male ego, crushed like a ship.

yet another victim of...THE KRAKEN !!!