Ms Fits on THIS !!!

I was hella bored today, so I listened to the New Tom Waits album, and cut up an old bike frame I had lying around my workshop.

And I made this:


I got my Scout badge for lowrider construction.

I think it's pretty cool, but you and I both know I'm going to end up putting 6 foot long chopper forks on it like every other bike I've ever owned, and selling it to some chump for like, a thousand dollars.

Oh, and a steering wheel.

The truth is Ms Fits has nothing to do with my day today, other than my usual fantasies...

I was just making an in-joke.

Forgive me.

This is my favourite bike, it's called (of course) 'The Demon'.


Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Etc...

I'm gonna put a motor on it and drive it over a cliff and die 4 eva over some girl I haven't met yet, while listening to Rammstein (Sonne), and drinking lemon cordial straight up, like George Smilovic.

Unless I end up buying this:


You so totally wanna sit behind me and touch on my cock. Va-voom!

Then I'll do everything I just mentioned, plus a cool fireball at the end.

But tonight, I'll see you all at this:


Be there, or be an ASSHOLE.

PS- Cherry Ripes are so hot, I had no idea I could be sexually attracted to food before.

PPS- If I was a girl, I would so totally go Jason Bateman. Laconic is the new black.

PPPS- I know my floor is dirty in the pic, it's the maids day off.

PPPPS- Sperm whales will dump about 200 gallons of semen into the ocean when they mate, but only 2% gets to the the female. SPERM WHALES!!!

PPPPPS- Giant squid have been known to ejaculate for up to three miles. GIANT !!!

PPPPPPS- Who were the poor scientists who had to measure those facts in action? WET-SUITS!!!

PPPPPPPS- To the reader who keeps emailing me and tells me I am "perfection", keep up the good work. Believe it or not I really dig getting compliments from hot women. Sick, I know...

Mad Respect and Ghetto Love to Book Book Cheap Cheap for the title of this blog.



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