...we all need to put aside a little time and contemplate the supreme sacrifice the Easter Bunny made for us all, on this day, 56 million years ago (when rabbits where proto-rodents around 300 feet tall, and used to eat pine trees).
Remember, chocolate is good for you, as long as you NEVER EAT IT, OR EVEN LOOK AT IT. If you smell some, that's ok, but don't be like those kids down at the service station huffing chocolate eggs and caramel creme. Show some panache y'all.
I wish you all the happiest of days off, and hope you all put it to good use. Try not acting like a dick today, and see how that goes. I think if everyone on Earth did that one day a year, the world would be 1/365'th better, give or take 5, carry the one.
I am totally high on 2-stroke petrol right now...my occupation is DANGEROUS.
-knifey.
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I'm trying to figure out-- nutritionally-- how smelling chocolate is better for you than looking at it.
You might be on to something BIG.
You should have seen me in my bunny costume.......(I also wear a little crucifix around my neck as to not piss off Jesus)
xo
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