Sneaky Linky

This is knifey, from 'the internet'.

Juliette and the Licks.

You all know her from 'Natural Born Killers', coz she's like, totally a movie star'n'that.

But if you saw her sing 'Born Bad' in that movie, or her version of 'I can hardly wait' (that holds the dubious distinction of being the only P.J.Harvey cover in history that sounds better than the original) from the movie 'Strange Days', you know she's not just an actrix.

She has started up a band with former Hole drummer Patty Schemel, and, well, they're mega-yay!
Here's their myspace page: click me baby.

You can listen to 'Got Love to Kill', and 'Comin Around' on the embedded music player, there's a bio and all sorts of other interesting crap on there too.
Check out this pic-



How rad is that? She's wearing kneepads ferchrissakes! You don't even need to know what they sound like to know you're in for a good time! So metal I bet Tom Araya has that same photo next to his bed.

So anyway, go have a look, dance in your underwear, all that good stuff.

Mikey Fabulous.

the sun was shining, and he was freshly showered.
the inspector on the tram was surprised to encounter such an obviously alternative young man
whose breath flowed in cool waves of listerine.
he stepped off, his comfortable, clean clothing protecting his skin and social status.
he moved down the road and past the cafe's, a faint smile and an eye twinkle.
and he exposed the world to himself, like ripping the top off a box of breakfast cereal and finding your birth parents.

his hips swung down the street, golden-skinned, shining like spacecraft.
and it was a beautiful sight, to witness the full force of a young man so obviously in love with himself.

like a wee lamb to the slaughter.

The sexxxiest thing about a person is...

...x-factor.

sexy, to me, is that indefinable undercurrent of pheremones, movements, and all of the things we can't see...but our body knows.

physical hotness only works for my eyes, i get bored so quickly with that.
i don't care how different a person is, if we are opposites or the same, the way they dress, anything. my body knows what it wants.

i've dated models from asshole to breakfast time, and i'm pissed off at myself for wasting all that time and settling for less.

you always find what you want in the place you never thought you'd find it, at the time when you considered it impossible. and once you find it, every fibre of your being gravitates toward it, motivated and directed by the electricity between you.
and when that happens, you will

never

be

the

same

again.

and then you're really in trouble!

The Typical Scene Girl

Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.

I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.

Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*

And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*

I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.

But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.

Like, OMG! Did someone say GRAFFITI?!

Yeah, so anyway...

I got so excited on my recent trip to Sydney, when I saw all this lovely paint covering a whole city block downtown. Then I noticed the names- Ha-Ha, Monkey, Reka, etc ...all from Melburn!

Oh well, it still rules.

Next time I go to the ESPY front bar, I'll take some pics of their work there too, and I'll link them HERE. (They're up, but only a couple).